ghetto witness: well OBVIUSLEE we have a raypist in lincoln park, he's climbin in yo windows, he's snatchin yo peepul up, tryna rape 'em so ya'll need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz dey rapin' eerybodee in hur.

You're all stupid people and I hate you.

News reporter: "Here's a witness now. Could you tell us what happened

Ghetto Witness: He was raping everybody including the husbands, so lock up ya kids