Ghetto Punch- (noun) Kool Aid made with grain alcohol or any neutral grain spirit (like vodka).

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

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When you get a paper or booklet from an instructor, and they haven't bothered to use a hole punch. You have to use the rings of your binder to punch the holes, usually resulting in uneven and off-center holes.