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Word used to describe something that is bad, crappy or just generally low-quality. The estute reader will notice that it is just a French-ed up version of "ghetto" used to make something sub-par sound better than it actually is.
Yeah, our apartment may be really ghetteau, but we love it anyway.
by OSU Kyle December 10, 2005
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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