(v.) The act of electronic fornication with another person using Google's g-chat function. Often referred to as cybersex but with a more personal feel to it because one must know the consenting party's gmail account name. It's not as slutty as picking up a random piece of electronic ass in a chat room.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.