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A gezzer is an older man who frequently laments the size of his shrinking male parts due to inactivity and age.
"Man oh man. It seems the more I age, the more my man-unit is shrinking. I never thought I'd be a gezzer."
by conundrum_replete July 17, 2017
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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A crazy person in the Xhosa context,
Xhosa is a South African language
He is talking rubbish, he must be a gezzer this one
by Benny Blanko February 14, 2019
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