The act where a woman is taken to a cheap hotel from the bar after shes had to many drinks, the woman is tied to each bedpost and sexified up. Once she passes out, the man procedes to poo on her chest and then lift the bed onto two legs so the woman is vertical facing the door. The door to the hotel is then left open and the man leaves.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.