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The name of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Giant head (Cromulons native to the Signus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.

Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your paints or panties and shitting on the floor.
"Aww yea, it's time to get Schwifty!"
"Take of your paints and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get Schwifty in here."
by alziepen September 07, 2015
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A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

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Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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to take of your pants and your panties then sh*t on the floor
awww yeah! you got to get schwifty!!
- rick and morty

rick Sanchez
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To take off one’s pants and panties, and then proceed to take a shit on the floor.
Take off your pants and your panties, shit on the floor. Time to get schwifty in here. ♫
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To get truly Schwifty, it’s not just taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor. It’s also getting high, drunk, and fucked at the same time. Whenever your at a party you just want to get Schwifty to have the best fucking time of your life. When your Schwifty your alway so horny and crossed. You haven’t lived unless you’ve gotten Schwifty.
Morty: “Hey Rick can you teach me how to get Schwifty?”
Rick: “ (drunken burp) Morty if you want to get Schwifty you need to stop being such a fucking pussy and learn to party.”
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To 'get schwifty' is the verb form of MacGyver. To MacGyver is 'to make or repair (an object) in an improvised or inventive way, making use of whatever items are at hand'.

Rick tells Morty to "just hit a button, give me a beat" and then proceeds to make up a song on the spot. Rick being the filthy old man that he is uses the first lyrics that come into his head, "take off your panties", "shit on the floor". These are not what it means to get schwifty.
Oh man, my car tire is flat and I'm already late for work. It's time to get schwifty.
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A quote from the well known 'Rick and Morty' meaning to get high and to do activities such as taking off you pants and underwear and shitting on the floor while staying clean.
"OOHH YEEAAHH! IT'S TIME TO GET SCHWIFTY!"
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