Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel is way of saying not to get worked up and to chill

Gabby-man if there isn’t any pumpkin pie it’s your fault

Gianna- gabby don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

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How To: Get Pussy

This is your very own guide on getting pussy just follow these simple steps:
1st. Ask your mom for like $20 or more
2nd. get off urban dictionary, and log off
3rd. find your local hooker and say the words "hey hoe how much can i get for a twenty"
4th. enjoy. :)

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by kevinonurban July 8, 2011

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The American male's guide on how to get more pussy.

The title of a book by Keith Curtis that is the classic text in the science of pickupology which states all of it's basic principles.

Have you read the American male's guide on how to get more pussy? The American male's guide on how to get more pussy? The American male's guide on how to get more pussy.

by Deep blue 2012 March 2, 2010

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get off my pussy

used to tell someone to leave you alone or to shut the fuck up

“dave wont get off my pussy”

by priscilla renteria March 17, 2018

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Getting pussy out the showerhead

Getting so much pussy from such a steady source (or multiple steady sources) with such minimal effort that it appears to simply flow forth like water from a showerhead.

"Hey dude, did you hear about Pedro?"
"Yeah, I heard he keeps hooking up with that hella hot chick down in 301"
"You heard right! He didn't even ask! She just thrust herself at him."
"Damn, that boy be getting pussy out the showerhead"

by FreshZest February 21, 2012

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