'get awesome' is thought to be the newest urban legend, but it is in fact true-(this guy I know knows this kid who...) THere is a dude and a chick hanging at a party and they get fucked up drunk. One thing leads to another and they end up upstairs doing sex. She sobers up realizing what's happening and she says "get off me," and he starts flexing his muscles. At this point she starts freaking out screaming and shit and says what the fuck are you doing!? ANd he says
'what you told me to get awesome'

the use of recreational drugs to become "high" either through weed or any illegal substance

1. v. To strip down and flex one's muscles, most commonly done under the effects of alcohol in order to impress one's lady-friend.

2. n. The first and only CD recorded by Bloomington power-trio, "The Scopes Funky Trial", featuring such hits as "Braincar" and "Everybody!".

1.) to engage in sexual relations.

2.) to engage in cocaine.

When some people drink they become sad, miserable, assholes, violent or bitches.

For those who become a greater form of thier previous self...they don't get drunk, They Get Awesome

When enthusiastically plowing a chick from behind, her face can easily get jammed into the bed/carpet/trunk of your car. Sometimes she will try to tell you "Get off me," but the words will be miraculously muffled - this will sound like she is saying "Get awesome."

So put up your arms, flex, and continue to do what you were doing, hands-free. If there is a mirror nearby, high-five it. This is the American Dream, and you are living it.

Vomiting, esp. while drunk.