To follow a sloppy night of drinking with an even sloppier night of sex with "The Rick." Many a fateless (and most likely now soulless) girls have unfortunely fallen into the trap of mistaking The Rick's supposed charm at face value and overlooked that fact that they are far too intoxicated to truly be having any rational thoughts at this point. Unfortunetly for these poor ladies The Rick, due to his continuous sexcapades, plays host to more venerial diseases then a Vietnamese prostitute. In fact, several of these sexually transmitted infections have began to mutate and fuse into a singular disease known amongst the medical community as a RTD (Rick Transmitted Disease). Although the true risk of catching a RTD is currently still unknown, the consequences - both physically and mentally - are most likely profound. It is our hope as the community of Madison to pray that one day our young girls will ultimately realize the scope and breadth of this pandemic and furthermore refuse to partake in any sexual conduct with The Rick.

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

When a girl is so hammered that she goes home with Rick.