adj. an expression of both shocked disbelief and extreme disappointment.
something outrageous and unexpected; far beyond the truth.
I went to Peaksville, Ohio and a little boy turned me into a jack-n-the-box and sent me to a cornfield for thinking bad thoughts. That was gertrude!

Barry told me the most gertrudis story about his near-death experience.
by BD Crew August 15, 2009
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Biggest pedo ever HAS TINY COCK so no women wants him.
lets run there gertrude the molester
by #urgaycunt August 15, 2018
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A tipical name for an old woman.
No one has been named Gertrude in a million years.
Then I was talking to this old bitch Gertrude.
by Datboiwitdaphone April 10, 2020
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A women who there at the beginning of time.
Hey Gertrude, can you tell me about the quest of the holly grail?
by fill piller April 16, 2020
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The act of gertruding is the art of ignoring your best friend for a Gertrude
Hey jack! Stop gertruding me, bro’s before hoe’s
by Iwhiteey June 13, 2019
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