A person who rises, undeservedly, to a position of authority, usually as a result of another's demise. Also know as a Paterson.
Jeff: You see the guy taking over for Spitzer as our Governor?
Pete: What's his name?
Jeff: I don't know, but he's a total Gerry Ford.
Can also be used as a verb.
Pete: What's his name?
Jeff: I don't know, but he's a total Gerry Ford.
Can also be used as a verb.
by The Cooker March 13, 2008
When someone bikes an incredibly long distance from his house in an urban area and locks the bike up on the sidewalk. You and your friends all over 21 and are out of college and this guy still bikes everywhere, not answering his cell phone so you don't know where he is or when he's getting there. You then hang your head in shame and pretend you don't know him.
Friend on bike: "Hey guys (sweating profusely), is the bar closed yet, I just biked 12 miles to get here.
You: "OMG dude, you have a car and are 24 years old, and yes! The bar is closed; it's 2:15AM.
Friend on bike: Damn, I’m gonna start biking home now.
Drunk Friend: Oh god, he is always pulling a gerry!
You: "OMG dude, you have a car and are 24 years old, and yes! The bar is closed; it's 2:15AM.
Friend on bike: Damn, I’m gonna start biking home now.
Drunk Friend: Oh god, he is always pulling a gerry!
by philfromphilly February 17, 2008
the gland on the tip of ones penis. named due to its uncanny resemblence to german soldiers helmets during the first and second world wars. can give great pleasure when rubbed.
have you seen the state of craig smiths cheesy gerry helmet??? he should see a docter about that shit!
by paddy farrell September 26, 2004
by JHawley73 April 30, 2019
Gerry News - Is a channel in a Discord server known as UTMP, that channel is made for TvGerry so he can post his shitposts and effortless news, some of them aren't even news!
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.
B- Hey! i just visited UTMP and saw a funny joke on Gerry News!
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you
by 5L1M3 March 01, 2021
guard on Syracuse basketball team shots 3 pointers really well. is better than J.J. reddick Also known as the dog
by j-train October 13, 2004
Another way to spell jerry-rig THe act temporally and shoddy fixing an object. A rude reference to the German engineering in WWII.
"He gerry-rigged the door to his room, so he could open it from his seat until he got the spring replaced"
by Franisco Franco December 07, 2007