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A sexy bastard who slays crazy amounts of poon. He also has almost every STI possible. He abducts smaller children then forces them to make his waffles. As you probably guessed he is extremely fat and stars in my 1000 pound life. Btw he is black.
"Gerold just made me cum"
by Joe Big Dick McGee June 26, 2017
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Gerold is german and means a really nice person
english: He is such a Gerold!

german: Er ist ja so ein Gerold
by The_Real_G-Killa March 31, 2017
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