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a universal word, commonly used to referr to weed, but can be used to mean anything. can be used as a noun adjective or verb. if it is used to mean anything other than weed then it should be obvious based on the rest of the sentence.
Dude i got some sweet ass gernardo from my boy downtown yesterday and the price was pretty gernardo too.

I met this chick the other day and we were doin the gernardo in the back of my car and she was fkin gernardo as hell you cant still see the marks she left can u.
by _____________________________ November 29, 2007
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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An Albanian man that loves his women.
Gernardo is so handsome!
Gernardo was here picking up girls again.
by SeeEx June 19, 2018
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