Gerg is one bad ass mofo who constantly gets poon and does drive bys. If nothing else a gerg is a straight Bone Thug.
person 1 - Damn man! That nigga is a fuckin' gerg yo.
person 2 - I'd fuck him...
by Gerg =) September 15, 2004
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someone that very very rarely gets sex
what a gerg, he hasn't a root since that foul smelling granny raped him up the bum with a zucchini
by bucket! February 21, 2003
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Gerg's prophecies:
1. People Shit Me
3. Just Leave Me The Fuck Alone
4. Bring back Hunters
5. The Truth Hurts
by Rachel February 22, 2003
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A story which is badly told. This encompasses 3 types of storytelling mistake:
1. the story is not interesting in the first place.
2. the story is interesting, but too much information is given, for example, details of what the storyteller had for breakfast if the action doesn't take place until the evening.
3. the story is interesting, but too much detail is given about what happened afterwards, leading the audience to believe something even more interesting is about to happen... then the story just ends.
We went for coffee and she told me a total Gerge story.
by rolfharris1 February 04, 2010
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I totally thought I sharted today, but it was only a gerg.
by lulucha August 06, 2010
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A mini-vomit you catch in the back of your throat or mouth.
That disgusting stewed spinach made me gerg.
by David December 02, 2003
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