Gerg is one bad ass mofo who constantly gets poon and does drive bys. If nothing else a gerg is a straight Bone Thug.

someone that very very rarely gets sex

Someone who slacks off!

One of great cynicism and wisdom

A story which is badly told. This encompasses 3 types of storytelling mistake:
1. the story is not interesting in the first place.
2. the story is interesting, but too much information is given, for example, details of what the storyteller had for breakfast if the action doesn't take place until the evening.
3. the story is interesting, but too much detail is given about what happened afterwards, leading the audience to believe something even more interesting is about to happen... then the story just ends.

Another word for ripping a huge fart.

A mini-vomit you catch in the back of your throat or mouth.