The opposite of cougar.
This was made up by SNL.
"Watch out guys, they're Gerbils."
"What's a gerbil?"
"The opposite of a cougar."
by SnL13 April 11, 2009
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one who inserts live declawed gerbils into ones rectum using tube and lube
james bravro is a pro gerbiler on the weekends.
by mr. chinook April 10, 2011
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Small Seizurey Mammal who watches sexual acts of unspeakable horror
That gerbil was all seizurey, & uh stuff
by Gerbtaro April 25, 2003
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Slang, used to describe a very cute girl, which is not to be confused with a hot girl. And cute, though she is, like her rodent counterpart, she likes to have a lot of sex.

This fact is only known either through personal experience, or the account of a close friend.

Said with annunciation in most occasions such as: gerrrrrbull.
A: Man, you'd never know it, but Justin's girlfriend is a gerrrbil.
B: Yea man, she likes to get f*cked.

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A: I'm gunna find me a gerbil tonight.
B: Yea, playa, tonight we goin gerbil stompin.
by Ayyo Blake February 12, 2007
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Most amazing cutest animal of them all which must not be used in the art of bum fucking
by Charli April 21, 2004
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a mindless scavenge with or without the intention of finding something. Usually in reference to pawing through one's bag of personal effects... the sounds of which resemble those of a nest building gerbil

Tweekers tend to carry oversized compartment bags as opposed to tiny useless purses. This allows them to accomodate their urge to gerbil ANYTIME ANYPLACE!
by pinckfur July 20, 2006
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Person #1 : hey, are you ready for this?
Person#2 : yea man, forget HAM, I'm going GERBILS!
by BlueSapphire March 19, 2016
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