Urban Dictionary: gerbil

Look! It's gerbil bunny foo- foo! MAAAAAASSSTERRR!

by Jehub Garafilatt October 17, 2003

The time when a person is having difficulty concentrating.

"Wow, Bart hasn't been his usual self today. I guess his gerbil fell off the wheel."

by John Martins July 10, 2008

Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.

That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.

by Richard Kraft August 28, 2006

by oneequalszero September 04, 2006

Man, I'm sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

by ibbjamin June 01, 2007

an animated GIF of a gerbil turning his head and saying O RLY?
funny as hell

Random Dude:You seen the pic of the O RLY gerbil?
Fat Guy:Oh yeah i did that shit was funny.

by Bobkiller March 30, 2008

Bowel distress, unplanned or recurring porcelain demolition.

Why can't you come to the game with us? Sorry, I've got a mangy gerbil...

by SimmyMatty December 03, 2018