a closet ninja who enjoys sushi, but cannot speak japanese without an accent.
miyusaki: i can't understand what that foreigner is saying!

kabuki-san: that gerard should stick to his own language.


or

person one: i had no idea that billy could hold praying mantis pose for three hours!

person two: that is a perfect example of a gerard.
by Thelonius Moxie. July 10, 2008
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A gerard basically means the cutest and most romantic guy ever to exist. The kind of guy who would give his girlfriend a diamond ring on Valentine's day just because.
"Gerard gave Janie the most amazing ring. She's so lucky to have him as a boyfriend. "
by Litlgirl00 March 13, 2017
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A brave, intelectual man. He questions what the world is and often has deep conversations. A Gerard will question the universe and why we are here, usually talking all at once or never at all. He has a great body and physique, and he is either always bragging about it or completely humble to how good he looks. He can occasionally be snappy, but he will always apologize right after. He will get members of both genders throwing themselves at him, though he usually oblivious to it. A Gerard is bipolar, nervous, funny, kind and a total experience.
That man should have been named Gerard
by a-person??? February 20, 2017
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To flagrantly get weird behind DJ booths with intent to elicit sexual arousal in surrounding female patrons.
Did you see that dude busting gnarly moves backstage last night?

Yeah bro... He gerarded so hard my girlfriend fuckin left with him
by Fuhbraubs November 19, 2015
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A traitor who quits the group chat he founded because he couldn’t sleep.
He is such a Gerard. Like hasn’t he ever heard of the do not disturb button! There are so many easier and less stupid options than to just leave!
by Matisse.trolldoll July 11, 2018
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This name is Netherlands and means "Spear", The people with this mostly grows up to be awesome, Loves chelsea and Jeff is his best friend
Gerard
by Trololol.. October 15, 2013
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The man has a 36 inch baguette
hey do you know Gerard

ye that guy has a massive baguette
by 9 9 9___ October 29, 2018
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