Urban Dictionary: gerarding

gerarding

To be Lazy or unwilling to work.

That guy is so lazy he's always gerarding it

by willybeamer April 08, 2011

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Gerarded

Obliterated; intoxicated; hammered

I am here to get gerarded.

by Kimberley Holma February 17, 2018

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Gerard

THE BEST FRIGGIN SINGER ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET! He has amazing vocals and, as a person, when he speaks its from the heart. Not to mention his good looks. =

Gerard is the singer of MCR.

by IronMaidenIsLove August 14, 2008

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Gerard

a kid with lack of self control, but funny as shit, and thinks every joke has sexual innuendo. Hes good at all sports and has tons of friends and gets all the chicks. Hes smart and will end up at a good college. Gerard is french for "huge dick." A gerard usually gets a ton of girls.

Dude, look its Gerard - that kid is so hot and funny.

by Jezus Christ January 13, 2009

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Gerardism

A term, normally used jokingly, but occasionally seriously by creepy teeniebopper fangirls, which basically means a serious OTT obsession with Gerard Way, frontman of My Chemical Romance.

It's kinda scary tbh. Don't get me wrong, Gerard is an amazing guy, MCR completely rule everything, but it's a bit scary to make him your RELIGION...

Normal Kid: Hee hee, yeah, I've converted to Gerardism. He's a great guy, an inspiration (and yeah, he is pretty fit), and he says the best, most random stuff :

Teeniebopper: OmG i LuV gErArD wAy!!!11 GeRaRdIsM iS mY rElIGiOn!!!! Im GoNnA hAvE hIs BaBiEs!!!11

(He's married btw. To Lyn-Z, of Mindless Self Indulgence.

My two personal favourite Gerard Way quotes, as referred to above:

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

Easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie, motherfuckers!!!

by Bang Bang. You're Dead. November 12, 2007

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Gerard

A person who seems incredibly sensible and mature. But when they have a couple of units of alcohol in their bloodstream, turn into mad, gullible, fun-loving idiots.

"Look at him flying down the hill on that office chair!"
"I know, he's a right Gerard!"

by Cheeksachu November 07, 2012

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Gerard

normally has big feet and a huge cock.

Did you hear ? What ? Gerard has a twelve incher .
yeah I know.

by johno980 May 03, 2011

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