To be eaten by a whale.
Where's Mark? Dude, he totally just got geppettoed by that killer whale! :O
by AphroPanda June 10, 2016
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A funny spin on the word pedophile. This is based upon the story of Pinnochio where Geppetto makes a little wooden boy and dances with him. Plus it's also fun to say "Geppettophile"
Dude, stop trying to get with little boys you Geppetto.
by Pongo August 18, 2007
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Verb. The sexual act of fisting a woman's ass and working her hole like a puppetmaster. When performed by a woman onto a male it is known as a Madame. (She was a puppett in the 70's. Google it.)
Dude, your mom's so freaky she wanted me to geppetto her ass without lube!
by FuntCase and FussyPart October 24, 2010
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sta ad indicare una persona complottista e/o negazionista e/o antivaccinista e/o seguace di qualsiasi strampalata teoria che si legge in rete. Predilige le fusariaggini ma non disdegna le altre scemenze, meglio se in linea con le tendenze fascioleghiste del momento.
è inutile discutere con un geppetto: è come giocare a scacchi contro un piccione
by blindbard September 13, 2020
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Usato per indicare un complottista o un negazionista o comunque una persona che tende a credere alle varie teorie bislacche che si trovano in rete
Non si può fare un discorso con un geppetto, è come giocare a scacchi con un piccione
by blindbard September 11, 2020
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to become honest after spending most of your life lying to people.
That guy used to lie through his teeth, but that girlfriend of his has completely geppettoed him.
by DiamondJoeQuimby April 23, 2008
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to become honest after spending most of your life lying to people.
That guy used to lie through his teeth, but that girlfriend of his has completely geppettoed him.
by DiamondJoeQuimby April 22, 2008
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