A guy that saves you money weather it be shopping for clothes,at a bar, a car etc... and doesn't give him any play
look at that geico nigga spending his money on my chick ....too bad she is coming home with me.... i guess geico does save you money
by King Rid February 25, 2009
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! August 12, 2008
by YaBoyJay December 06, 2008
A GUARANTEE OF 100% CONFORMANCE IN THE FACE OF INFORMATION THAT CLEARY AND OBVIOUSLY SHOWS THAT CONFORMANCE TO BE LESS THAN 100%
When she came home to find several plants dead, I assured her that I had come by to water them a Geico 100% of the days she was away.
After I tested positive, my folks asked if my assurances of abstinence might actually represent a Geico 100%.
I got my Geico 100% when they told me "of course we had your written authorization before we tore your car apart because we obtain that written authorization prior to doing any work 100% of the time."
After I tested positive, my folks asked if my assurances of abstinence might actually represent a Geico 100%.
I got my Geico 100% when they told me "of course we had your written authorization before we tore your car apart because we obtain that written authorization prior to doing any work 100% of the time."
by Senor Jaime December 19, 2009
vigilante justice...
when a person committing a crime is killed... preferably by the victim or devine intervention but applicable to death by police action... justice without the middleman
could also apply to less fatal circumstances in which someone gets what they deserve...
when a person committing a crime is killed... preferably by the victim or devine intervention but applicable to death by police action... justice without the middleman
could also apply to less fatal circumstances in which someone gets what they deserve...
the store clerk delivered GEICO justice to armed robber
the car jackers received GEICO justice when the vehicle crashed
the car jackers received GEICO justice when the vehicle crashed
by hazbeenez December 01, 2009
A specific form of ad nauseam resulting from the excessive broadcasting of Geico commercials.
Feelings of disgust or annoyance that result from being exposed to too many Geico promotions.
Feelings of disgust or annoyance that result from being exposed to too many Geico promotions.
by redPooka January 07, 2021
Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.
Bob: What's that?
Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .
Bob: What's that?
Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .
by Monkeygrease August 07, 2005