An event that involves a gathering of geezers. Often centred around a football match or other sporting event, a geezefest involves consumption of large amounts of alcohol and often recreational drugs.

A geezefest usually starts in a pub in the morning or early afternoon and continues until the participants are too mashed to continue the geezefest and have to return home. Geezefests invariably involve banter between geezers and sometimes a fight.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.