Fucking shit bird that goes honk and will attack you like an africanized honey bee. Seriously a major pest, the one thing that comes from Canada that is not nice in the last bit. Once these things lock on like a predator drone missile to a Isis member they don't let go and you will walk away looking like you went ten rounds with Muhammad Ali. Some nicknames that I have come across for them are: Dick snippers, the honking death, you came to the wrong pond bird, the Canadian air force, and float like a Canadian, sting like a geese.
When you stair long into the Canadian geese, the Canadian geese stair back.
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To get fully inenbriated with your friends through the consumption of marijuana.
To Ride the Geese can provide a great deal of enjoyment for those involved. Just last Saturday night, Eliza and I had a dandy time Riding the Geese at Veronica's house.
by Stephcita. January 14, 2006
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Space Geese: A series of loud, foul smelling squeaky farts which resembles the cacaphony of a gaggle of interstellar honkers. Can be used as an excuse during the awkward silence after said fowls take flight from the anus.
Example 1: "Verily! Surrender yon booty or I shall be forced to free my legions of molten space geese upon ye!"

Example 2: "Jesus, what is that smell?"
"I think a flock of space geese flew by!"
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Job interviewer: Why should I give you this job?
Interviewee: I'm a geese goose
Interviewer: A what?
Imterviewee: A geese goose
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Geese fear him. Women love him. They call him geese man.
Person: They call me geese man.
Goose: *trembles*
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Having drank two bottles of Grey Goose in a single night. Most often done with a group of people. Comes from the Lil' Wayne quote: "I got two bottles of goose, that's geese!"
Man, last night me and my bros grey geesed it, nobody even tried to get any action because we were too drunk to speak.
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The most exclusive secret society at the University of Missouri.
Rando 1: Who are those guys.
Rando 2: They must be the Christmas Geese.
by Dode November 24, 2008
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