Attempts at gaining geek cred that only make you look like an idiot to a real geek.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

Any combination of airborne or suface-borne illnesses, contracted by the sharing of handheld electronic devices, D&D dice, cards or videogame controllers between various geeks of questionable hygiene. (Also See 'Nerd Flu')