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Nickname for the funniest football (soccer in imbecile lingo) player ever. A Brit with a heart of gold and sense of humor that will outlive several generations of football fans worldwide.
At birth they named him Paul Gascoigne, but everyone calls him Gazza.
When asked by a nurse what his nationality was before an operation, Gazza replied: "Church Of England."
by Destouches February 10, 2005
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
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The best friend you could possibly have. He has got a kind heart but you don't want to see the other side of him. He is a true friend
Friend:"gazza help"
Gazza:"ok" *punches
Friend: "thanks gazza"
Gazza: "no problem"
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A term used to define when someone is pissed and starts chatting absolute bollocks. Reference to Gazza's stories, a segment regularly seen on football show Soccer AM when Gazza would retell a story and nobody would have a clue what he was saying.
"Fuck me, Gazza's (Tone) on one again..."
by Stokie Tone August 04, 2017
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Aimlessly wandering in a nomadic fashion in the belief that no-one notices.
"He's doing a Gazza!"
by Fletch1980 July 10, 2008
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Yo BK fham mans been talking mad gazza bout you crodie.
by Glizy November 13, 2020
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A worthless, soft southern, shandy drinking, lying, cheating fat ugly fucking prick
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by cum dribbler August 04, 2011
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