Dude, Chuck is such a MEAT GAZER. Chuck and I were nailing your sister last night, and Chuck would not stop meat gazing my junk.

I just saw your girl just check out a black dude... is she a mud shark?

I don't think so, she said she never hooked up with a black guy.

I guess she's a shark gazer then, you should dump her before she turns into a mud shark.

Hey Meat Gazer, take a picture, it'll last longer.

OMG, here comes Ryan, hes such a bump gazer!

"Jane saw Russ and couldn't help but be a meat gazer and stare at his package."

I was taking a piss and the meat gazer next to me was trying to get a look at my junk.

"Did you see those big ol' balls on that dog?"
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."

"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."