I was out with my friend last night, and we saw a couple next to drinking martinis with flowers in them. I took one look at the guy at the other table and said, hell no, i'm not drinking no gaytini.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

"Real good job, Chet. You had to order us gay-tinis."