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The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.
That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!
by Big Black Joe September 30, 2015
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."
Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.
by T Man July 25, 2005
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A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.
Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.
by Andrew May 23, 2003
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When a person can't decide if they are just gay (not as in homosexual as in they do something stupid) or retarded...so then the person is both making them gaytarded
Tyler: Mike are you gay or are you retarded
Mike:uhmmm...(5 seconds of silence)
Tyler:Mike you are gaytarded!
by RealTalkKswag October 15, 2011
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When a person becomes so gay/homosexual, they actually become retarded.
"Dude, Mac is seriously gaytarded."
by The Jihad Squad December 15, 2009
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1. the state of mind, body, and/or soul when someone is moshing
2. moshing while in a trance-like or possessed-like state
Person #1: So what did you do this weekend?
Person #2: I got gaytarded to some good ol' deathcore.
by Ms.Anthropy April 16, 2009
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