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John ya dickhead, if you don't gayspray that tray the pastries will stick!
Hey Jimmy where is the fucking gayspray?
Hey Jimmy where is the fucking gayspray?
by Mayonaise? January 06, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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An invisible aerosole canister containing a substance, which, on instant contact with the skin gives you exemption / immunity to most of the common viruses and diseases that all gay people have.
Can be used optionally with a hissing sound from the mouth.
For most effective use, spray liberally over your entire body including in your belly button and around your peehole.
Can be used optionally with a hissing sound from the mouth.
For most effective use, spray liberally over your entire body including in your belly button and around your peehole.
A man enters a gentlemens lounge. The room is dark and slightly dingy, but he carries on unfalteringly to the bar to order himself some refreshment.
On his approach, there is no barman in sight - however as he nears ever closer, he spies a particularly homosexual looking ginger haired, midget barman dressed in leather biker clothes and high heels, lurking below bar height, masturbating to a little portable television. On closer inspection, the dwarve is watching an episode of Diffrent Strokes, with the screen seemingly stuck on repeat of a particularly amusing 5 second clip of Gary Coleman dancing topless.
As a precaution, the gentleman takes out his invisible canister of Gay Spray, and applies an aggressive covering over his entire body, making precise and accurate hissing noises each time our heros finger is depressed on the invisible canisters button.
On his approach, there is no barman in sight - however as he nears ever closer, he spies a particularly homosexual looking ginger haired, midget barman dressed in leather biker clothes and high heels, lurking below bar height, masturbating to a little portable television. On closer inspection, the dwarve is watching an episode of Diffrent Strokes, with the screen seemingly stuck on repeat of a particularly amusing 5 second clip of Gary Coleman dancing topless.
As a precaution, the gentleman takes out his invisible canister of Gay Spray, and applies an aggressive covering over his entire body, making precise and accurate hissing noises each time our heros finger is depressed on the invisible canisters button.
by BobbyDazzleWazzler December 21, 2005