One of those gay little fake reindeer you put in your front yard on Christmas.

gay-fur = gaypher

A person who acts gay.

a gay gopher

What you see when you look in the mirror.

A lanky creature addicted to men, Minecraft and skate 3, they are normally quite nerdy and can easily pass the autism test without revision, their common love interest includes furries and minors

Gaypher means your acting gay or you really are gay