Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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General insanity of the gay variety. Usually used in describing the actions of an oppossing group, or when describing a horrible event in one's life.
"Hey dildoface, how's the party?"
It was great until you showed up, Senor Douche. Now it's just gayhem."
It was great until you showed up, Senor Douche. Now it's just gayhem."
by Courteous E March 19, 2005