Gay motherfucker.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A verb most commonly used on the playgrounds of elementary school, gayfer means someone who is stupid, ignorant, or all in all just plain gay.

Da noun form of a gay person. More offensive than homo but less than faggot.

Patrick Hall

(noun): a "smaller version" of the term faggot, without implying homosexuality, and attacking character (or lack thereof).

the term gayfer usually carries little-to-no homosexual connotation within it, in the same way that faggot or pussy, many times, have little to do with orientation or genitalia.

no no, no no. people have SO misinterpreted the meaning for the word gayfer. The ORIGINAL meaning for gayfer means a gay fat person. this word originates from the word heffer, which means a big person. adding gay as a pretence is a way to call someone gay AND fat. mm, a double-threat :)