A modern Vespa scooter that has automatic gearing leaving the riders left hand free to wave at other auto Vespas.

Usually ridden while wearing an open face crash helmet for style rather than saftey. The helmet must either match the scooters colour or have either a UK military roundel or a Union Flag covering it and you dont need to be from the UK either.

as gay is no longer an insult, add gayer to take it back to its old, childish meaning.

was: omg you're so gay.
now: omg you're such a gayer

Someone who gays. A homosexual.

Someone that each time you see them is more gay than the last time.

A person who does not get over an ex grilfriend/boyfriend for a really long ass time and gets really gay about it, and bothers the rest of us with talking about him or her

Someone who is Gayer than someone else

it's a gay, innit.