A sex act in which a man cut a small hole into a tomato,inserts his penis into it,then proceeds to have sexual relations with the tomato until hes finished.The man then throws the tomato back into the pantry or supermarket table for others to unknowingly ingest his sperm.
dooshbag:hey,john,you see that tomato?
john:yeah.
dooshbag:eat it
john:okay
dooshbag:haha! youre eating my sperm!thats a gay tomato!youre so gay for doing that!fag!
john:yeah.
dooshbag:eat it
john:okay
dooshbag:haha! youre eating my sperm!thats a gay tomato!youre so gay for doing that!fag!
by frenchfriedfrenchmen February 13, 2011
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Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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