a popular heartburn/indigestion medicine that has ads.
if its ad were to be published with the song "This is my kingdom come" .
you will become horny.
if its ad were to be published with the song "This is my kingdom come" .
you will become horny.
doctor: i prescribe your failing heart with 7 major complications with gaviscon.
guy with failing heart: thank you.
guy with failing heart: thank you.
by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid July 19, 2021
While the word gaviscon is commonly attributed to a certain brand of heartburn and indigestion treatments, it has a completely different meaning that has not entered even the simplest of household vernaculars.
It means:
1) A ridiculously incompetent or underperforming individual in a particular area,
2) An extremely prevalent disappointment,
3) A person whose vocabulary routinely involves profanity and biological accusation and is generally a cock,
4) Something with low-standards.
It means:
1) A ridiculously incompetent or underperforming individual in a particular area,
2) An extremely prevalent disappointment,
3) A person whose vocabulary routinely involves profanity and biological accusation and is generally a cock,
4) Something with low-standards.
1) The way Mary handles spreadsheets is disgusting. I have half a mind to fire that gaviscon.
2) Mate! You see that fookin' goal last night? What a fookin' gaviscon mate!
3) "You all fondle children and **** yourselves in the ****ing ******* you ****ing ******"
"Sod off, you gaviscon."
4) Hello, I'm Jeremy Clarkson, and you're watching Top Gear.
2) Mate! You see that fookin' goal last night? What a fookin' gaviscon mate!
3) "You all fondle children and **** yourselves in the ****ing ******* you ****ing ******"
"Sod off, you gaviscon."
4) Hello, I'm Jeremy Clarkson, and you're watching Top Gear.
by englebert June 11, 2012
As Amanda began to undo Rodney's trousers he was unable to contain himself and suffered a gaviscon moment
by Bianca Deslop November 14, 2016