Gavel of Justice

A digital means of banning (removing privileges) someone unpleasant, a troll, or someone who broke the rules from posting on a particular web page. This power is usually bestowed to administrators (or admins) of that page.

She was acting up and calling me nasty names on my Facebook page, so I used the Gavel of Justice on her.

by WolfMeister March 5, 2012

judge's gavel

Immediately following a very loud orgasm missionary style, pull out and smack your member a few times on her vagina shouting "order in the court!". Works best with moaners and screamers.

My girl came so hard last night, I had to pull out my judge's gavel.

by Bonnie situation February 12, 2009

gavel jockey

another name for a judge

"That gavel jockey gave me probation."

by B2274 December 10, 2007

gavel coaster

A gavel coaster is the small wooden disc that the head of a gavel is rested upon when it is not in use. When in use, the gavel coaster is hit upon by the gavel, whereupon making a loud noise to quiet noisy rooms.

The judge rested his gavel upon the gavel coaster when he was done silencing the court.

by ocelotdude May 8, 2009

The Wooden Gavel

When you tap the head of your sleeping partner with your erect penis and in an authoritative manner, make a meaningful proclamation.

{thump thump thump}
BITCH! This dick isn't gonna suck itself! This is the Wooden Gavel!

by Alyssatard February 5, 2010

Big Gavel Energy

Big Gavel Energy, abbreviated B.G.E., is the judicial equivalent of Big Dick Energy. A judge with B.G.E. exudes effortless poise, confidence, and equanimity because they wield a Big Gavel with composure and ease. Even more importantly, a jurist blessed with B.G.E. is never afraid to make the decision that they think is best, even when it might be an unpopular decision.

"Wow, did you see how Judge Jones ruled against that big corporation today? She really brought the Big Gavel Energy."

"I hope Judge Smith uses some of his usual Big Gavel Energy to issue an opinion excoriating my opponent after this oral argument."

"Judge Miller has a powerful presence in the courtroom: she's perennially unbothered and emanates Big Gavel Energy."

by Coco Bishop December 9, 2022

gavel-vag

to have a gavel lodged in your vagina.

Oh shit, Gila from mocktrial has a gavel-vag!!!

by DJ Cool J December 4, 2008