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any overly dramatic way of breaking wind; e.g.: "pull my finger", raising one leg, or making a grunty face.
Everyone knew what was about to happen by his gastheatrics, and the only hope was that he would accidentally crap his pants when he farted.
by elKeitho May 01, 2016
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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The acting of farting in an overly dramatic way, such as lifting one leg, making a grunt face, or having someone pull your finger.
It wasn't so much the smell as it was the gastheatrics he performed when farting that disgusted his grandmother.
by el Keitho April 18, 2016