Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Gashburger (n) A Vagina. The shape a vagina forms whilst bent over in a doggie style position during copulation. Or alternatively, bent over in a compromising doggie style position.
Gashburger. When a woman is crouched over touching her ankles during a sexual act, her pussy takes shape of a gashburger.
Gashburger. When a woman is crouched over touching her ankles during a sexual act, her pussy takes shape of a gashburger.
"Man, this babe has a hot looking gashburger, I could do her all night"!!
"Hey Steve, this chick I bumped uglies with last night, has the tightest gashburger ever"!!
"Hey Steve, this chick I bumped uglies with last night, has the tightest gashburger ever"!!
by Jason J. a.k.a Fivepack October 25, 2011