A dick with a multiple stds

When you cum into a yarmulke (kippah) and force it onto someone's face

(n) A person who constantly talks about their job and how good they are at it, and what they have to do next week, and the coool people they get to work with, and all the detail of every boring medial is task involved with sewing sequins to dead rabbits 'for effect' etc etc

When an extremely fat person's natural scent is enough to disintegrate any fly within 10 miles. No exaggeration..

Natural habitats these smells can be discovered in:
- found lurking through walmart under a fat scooter drivers ass
-found near bleachers under a 2 ton of fun mans ass that is taking up 3 seats at a sporting event.

Light up / scrap fight shoot da 30

"jeff runs to the gas" is a term used to describe a black teen running from their school to the gas station across from their school.

When a standing girl farts in a sitting mans face as she jerks him off.