Gary Vargas, current CEO of the LEGAL Company, is a Mexican Muslim whom now lives in Chernobyl theme park. Gary Vargas is a homeschool dropout at age 12. He was later bought over by Legal company for $6.9 in 11 of September 2001. He climbed up the ranks of the legal company from Assistant Janitor to CEO.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk