Absolute legend. This guy has the best sense of humour. Upto date on the latest trends like memes but draws the line at fidget spanners. Also has a huge penis and is incredibly good looking

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.