A die hard communist who believes the whole world sucks and is pointless, yet still has believe in god. garwin is amazingly awesome and spends too much time on teh interweb.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

a dude who is extremely insecure but is also a very loving and caring person just dont mess with the people he likes or else he’ll go after you and use words you can’t comprehend