Crouching ontop of a 1/6 barrel keg while pumping the tap and drinking from tap! I gargoyle keg stand.
by victimish February 02, 2019
Gargoyles are stone carvings said to come alive at night and protect you. Usually perched somewhere high.
by Oof_hi December 10, 2019
by Hasaggggiiii June 15, 2017
gargoyle hour is the hour of the night when a player just can't get play and must settle for a gargoyle-looking bitch in an act of desperation and loneliness.
Neighbor: Yo, who was that ugly bitch walkin' out of your apartment in the morning?
Player: Gargoyle hour, bro
Player: Gargoyle hour, bro
by evolutionary_biologist10 August 29, 2021
That feeling of tiredness/sleepiness that comes from behind idle and/or at a desk for too long, where you feel as though you cannot stay awake, yet vanishes the instant you stand up and start moving.
by Tscharett January 14, 2018
Her breath was so gargoylic it made me want to seek sanctuary in a cathedral. I pounded and pounded on Little Heaven's door while she spoke on and on, hummus dribble on her lips.
by barleycorn July 29, 2021
The act of squatting on top of a roof and giving yourself a reach around to make your penis appear to be a tail
by MooselessCanada September 23, 2015