when a male is so disgusted with the sight of a greasy woman in tight revieling clothes that his penis does the opposite of an erection and becomes inverted and turned to stone until it is revived by a smoking hot chick.
"aww dude the other night i saw jodie in a tube top"
"awwwww man no way, thats disgusting"
"i know i had an inverted gargoyle for like an hour, my god she is gross.
by Aiden Evergreen January 02, 2011
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a person characterized by an enormous chin and a preference to sit in gargoyle position (squatting with knees up by the previously mentioned chin)
Evan Tobie is the original gargoyle
by James Longfield October 07, 2008
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1. An unsightly growth on the genital area, usually caused by unprotected sexual activity.

See also cock goblin

2. An ugly or phallic building ornament.
Gerald would have scored with the ladies far more often, if only he could have his GENITAL GARGOYLE removed.
by Meat January 27, 2003
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When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.
Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum
by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014
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1. A woman resembling a fish. 2. To cleanse the throat and mouth.
1. With a snout like that, Juanita looks like a gargoyle. 2. Go gargoyle with Listerine, Greta.
by Harry Flashman November 12, 2003
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A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.
Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.
by Bludshot May 28, 2006
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When a gentleman cums in his hand and slaps a woman's slut-ass face with it.
Why yes, George, I did in fact slap her in the face with my cum. I gave her the good old gargoyle high five.
by A. Schultz January 23, 2012
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