when a male is so disgusted with the sight of a greasy woman in tight revieling clothes that his penis does the opposite of an erection and becomes inverted and turned to stone until it is revived by a smoking hot chick.
"aww dude the other night i saw jodie in a tube top"
"awwwww man no way, thats disgusting"
"i know i had an inverted gargoyle for like an hour, my god she is gross.
"awwwww man no way, thats disgusting"
"i know i had an inverted gargoyle for like an hour, my god she is gross.
by Aiden Evergreen January 02, 2011
a person characterized by an enormous chin and a preference to sit in gargoyle position (squatting with knees up by the previously mentioned chin)
by James Longfield October 07, 2008
1. An unsightly growth on the genital area, usually caused by unprotected sexual activity.
See also cock goblin
2. An ugly or phallic building ornament.
See also cock goblin
2. An ugly or phallic building ornament.
Gerald would have scored with the ladies far more often, if only he could have his GENITAL GARGOYLE removed.
by Meat January 27, 2003
When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.
by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014
by Harry Flashman November 12, 2003
by Bludshot May 28, 2006
Why yes, George, I did in fact slap her in the face with my cum. I gave her the good old gargoyle high five.
by A. Schultz January 23, 2012