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"So did you call all the bros about laser tag tonight?"
"Yea, but Steve cant come because he's gargling."
"...what a little bitch."
"I'd call Matt but he's probably gargling balls."
"Bro, were chillin tonight at Todd's. Its gonna be redonkulous."
"I cant because Im hanging out with Katie tonight"
"You gargle hard bro." (hang up the phone)
"Yea, but Steve cant come because he's gargling."
"...what a little bitch."
"I'd call Matt but he's probably gargling balls."
"Bro, were chillin tonight at Todd's. Its gonna be redonkulous."
"I cant because Im hanging out with Katie tonight"
"You gargle hard bro." (hang up the phone)
by wafflehouse April 01, 2009
Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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Upon dying, the soon-to-be-corpse in question sometimes makes a gargling noise. Drawing from this, to gargle means to die or to kill someone - depending on context.
by Annihilator-tPW October 27, 2013
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A murder of crows,
A prickle of porcupines,
A wisdom of wombats,
A zeal of zebras,
A gaggle of geese,
A gargle of gay men.
A prickle of porcupines,
A wisdom of wombats,
A zeal of zebras,
A gaggle of geese,
A gargle of gay men.
by Shubrick July 20, 2013
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this is the CORRECT answer to the age old question 'Spit or Swallow'. Spit or swallow is a trick question invented by men to check exactly how dirty the woman is. Women have never figured this out, spitting leads to the head being firmly held in place next time and swallowing results in us aiming at the eyes.
by vojtart April 12, 2006