Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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/gärkiNG/
Verb. When a man preforms felatio on himself. As he does this act, the gentleman may flex his abs and gag at the same time, resulting in a sound that sounds as if he is saying "garc" /gärk/
"Hey do you know what Mike is doing? I walked past his room and I swear I heard garcing."
by GetPoopStuffed March 20, 2016
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The act of a man performing fellatio on his own penis. where the man is thrusting his penis into his own throat.
"garc garc garc" - garcing
by Reina Scully March 22, 2016
The man was so well endowed I doubt he'd have to be that flexible to garc.

He shouldn't have to be garcing every night. I'm sure a nice girl will want to gark on his knob if he would go out with us.
by Ext 456 March 22, 2016
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The act of sucking your own dick.

Coined by Reina Scully of SourceFed
Mike likes garcing when he's feeling sad.
by Hijargo March 20, 2016
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The audible sound made when one is sucking their own dick.

Coined by Sourcefed/Super Panic Frenzy host, Reina Scully
"It was kinda hot when he was sucking his own dick, only he wouldnt stop garcing"
by kanyeisadad March 20, 2016
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From Reina Scully, from Sourcefed:
When you are choking on your own dick.
Dude! Are you garcing right now? I can't understand what you're saying.
Maybe...I'm so lonely
by Tuberfan March 20, 2016
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