loves the color purple, Makes you fall down faster then two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass, often called peanut, he likes pussy a whole lot, was wearing on november 12th 2010, is in love with jenna jordan (not the pornstar) likes to play call of duty naked in bed all day and doesnt except himself .
im not looking for a elison garcia right now .

victoria rodriguez wants some elison garcia
by classmates ;) November 12, 2010
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A sexy latin stallion who treats his woman like a princess. He is a man driven by passion, and love. He is a strong, compassionate romantic. A jack of all trades. Skillful and thought provoking. The man of any woman's dreams but likes to screw with other peoples mind by giving them affection, hopes and then taking it ALL away!!! Striving to be known and organize events to mingle socially
So he pulled a Carlos Garcia on you and your best-friends?

Your so lucky to be with Carlos Garcia

Are you going to Carlos Garcia event tomorrow night?
by LAman22 November 10, 2010
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A spanish teacher that probably 48 years old, bald fuck, from Mexico and most likely an illegal, tells you "cellphone time over" when class starts , uses other teachers powerpoints to give the class as notes and gives you 5 minutes to copy it down. Has told his students "come at me" before. This bitch ass notifies you about having a quiz the day before usually on a fucking thursday. This bitch always moving you across the room and resorting to force if you don't comply. Will write referrals even if you don't do anything. Typically has sexual intentions for 14-15 year old girls and never yells at them. Binge watches questionable content during our quizzes/tests or stares directly at you as your trying to concentrate. Like to take a piss in the boys bathroom rather than the staff bathroom. Will watch students pee if he is suspicious of them. Nigga usually doesn't let anyone go anywhere anyways.
James: Can i go use the restroom

Mr.Garcia: No go sit down

James: Please i need to go ill be real quick

Mr.Garcia: I said no

James: Stop being a Mr.Garcia.

Mr.Garica: *Writes Referral*

Mr. Garcia
by Mr. Garcia Himself March 02, 2019
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A football player born in Barcelona, Spain.
Signed for Liverpool from Barcelona in 2004 under new manager Rafael Benitez.
Plays on the wing or as a striker.
Luis Garcia scored a great goal against Juventus.
by A-l-e-x September 29, 2005
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That pervert science teacher that everyone hates and he likes girls name Morgan, or any girls in general. He always sends people out and doesn't care unless your name is Morgan.
Nick: OMG is that the Pervert Mr. Garcia
Morgan: Yes I think hes in love with me
by im idek March 21, 2020
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Hector Garcias are generally an over affectionate bro, hands are either on you or down his pants. Most often Hectors tend to be shorter in stature; most of their activities consist of "pumping and humping". Constantly walk like either someone shit in their cereal or they are on a mission to find a way to expand the hole on their GTA V discs.
Look at that Hector Garcia shoving his pork sword through the hole of his GTA V disc!!!
by Mr. Bills November 22, 2013
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