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Two or more people that are often drunk, lacking sensitivity and a dark sense of humor. While often drunk and lacking self-awareness, other people enjoy their company and they often become the life of the party until they find themselves too drunk and a liability. You can often find garbage people trolling open bars, complaining about The Struggle, and desperately competing with each other for attention.
Notorious garbage people include the fictional characters Patsy Stone and Jenna Maroney. Real life garbage people include all individuals that have appeared on a VH1 reality show and anyone that has dated Wilmer Valderrama. In the early 2000s, these individuals would have owned some variation of a Blackberry.
Notorious garbage people include the fictional characters Patsy Stone and Jenna Maroney. Real life garbage people include all individuals that have appeared on a VH1 reality show and anyone that has dated Wilmer Valderrama. In the early 2000s, these individuals would have owned some variation of a Blackberry.
Ugh, Karen and I were so drunk last night. We ruined Amy's birthday, but everyone loved it when we took out the champagne tour while performing an a cappella rendition of Bitch Better Have My Money. Literally, we were garbage people last night.
by Trashperson458 September 01, 2015
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011