Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
3
This is were you open the vagina of a special lady and vomit into the cunt. It works best if the donor has their lips sealed on the pussy.
Dude I was licking her pussy and I was so drunk…I totally did a garbage disposal…I think she was too drunk to tell…
by JHD May 16, 2006
4
A synonym for a bomb or other explosive device. Used in areas where the use of the word "bomb" is frowned upon or illegal, such as airports.
Comes from the movie Big Trouble, where a nuclear bomb is mistaken for a garbage disposal.
Comes from the movie Big Trouble, where a nuclear bomb is mistaken for a garbage disposal.
"It looks like a garbage disposal."
"Why do I need to take off my shoes? It's not like I have a garbage disposal in them!"
"Why do I need to take off my shoes? It's not like I have a garbage disposal in them!"
by Not a terrorist, I swear! April 16, 2006
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Having either anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman with pubic hair so coarse rubbing them causes pain making you ill. Can cause vomitting or upset stomach. Definition stems from the act of feeling like you've stuck your dick in a garbage disposal.
by Zer's mom July 10, 2008